Kleio thought she was doing a good holiday deed by showing up to my house with a Christmas gift for me…but I AM JEWISH! So I tied her up and left her in my attic, where I keep all the gentiles who try to infiltrate my life with their Christmas propaganda. Amongst these prisoners was Mick Blue, who had come over in his Santa Claus suit to spread good cheer or whatever. It just so happens that Santa outfits make Kleio really really horny…Happy Holidays Everyone!
